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Morning Spice by Ginger
Local gin and brandy shortly

Ginger read an advertisement saying a local sugar producing concern would be putting out its own brand of gin and brandy. Now how on earth are they going to do it? You may be able to call a rose by any other name but it will retain its sweet smell — not so with molasses. Few drinks made of that base has ever resembled the drink on the label. Brandy can only be made out of grapes and only one distiller in Sri Lanka does it but no one has succeeded in getting the flavour and body of even the poorest brandy produced elsewhere —not even plumb brandy from East Europe.

Now rum is a different proposition altogether. Sugar cane is the base for it and the rum that comes from Jamaica and Cuba are as smooth and palatable as any drink going except that it is a little potent or rather a little more fiery than the other drinks. But as far as Ginger goes he would rather have a good rum than a spurious and foul tasting brandy or gin. Now Seagram is doing a sensible thing by using Indian grain to produce whisky. We could get Japanese expertise to produce rice whisky. Here which would be better than arrack. It would also help our cultivators with this new demand for rice.

Pairs arrested for attempted murder

Get it with poison if you can't get it any other way. Nobody would have guessed that this charming lady and her husband who played host and hostess could be capable of murder or at least attempted murder. Both Masum Hayash and her husband Kenti were arrested for attempted murder.

Their guest was hospitlized shortly after having dinner. The police suspected arsenic poisoning largely because the wife who was an insurance agent would have benefitted to the tune of one million dollars if he died as she held the policy on her guests behalf.

Children fear infections

Who can blame a kid for hottering when given an injection. It can hurt an adult at times. Children also play the merry devil when the doctor pulls out the syringe as those who remember having had an injection know what they are in for. Now there seems a way out.

Kids need not go through the suffering they went through all these days. There is a skin patch that numbs juniors skin where the injection is to be given. What it does is to give a local anaesthetic to the place where the needle would pierce the skin. Even grown ups can use the patch but you must apply it at least one hour before getting the shot.


No notes for Lankans abroad

SRI LANKA has a population of approximately 19 Million. Of this 50% are under 18 years of age. This leaves approximately nine Million as eligible voters. In this group about a Million will be in the age group of between 75 years to 100 years. Most of them will not be in a position to cast their votes due to physical disability.

In the final count down this leaves about eight Million as eligible Voters. With a very high Voter Turn Out the percentage Votes cast will be about 80% of the registered Voters. Thus the actual number of Voters cast will be in the region of seven million. With the proportional system (P.R) of voting in operation, a party that can muster 3 1/2 Million votes will win both the Parliamentary Elections and Presidential Elections.

At present 1.2 Million Sri Lankans are working abroad. In fact we run the economy of this country with their remittances. This 1.2 Sri Lankans are all in the voting age group (Between 18 yrs. to 60 Years). This group forms the most important economic prop to the country. The Macro - Economic policies of which Prof. G. L. Pieris is so proud of is sustained because of the unceasing flow of Foreign Exchange to this country, that is made possible by this hard working group of people who were in the middle class or poor in Sri Lanka. Our eternal thanks should be to this group for the immense Economic Benefit they bring to Sri Lanka. Without them we would have perished long ago. It should be also noted that is a direct spin off, of the Free Economy that commenced in 1977.

The point I wish to make is that this group of Sri Lankans have no voting rights while they are abroad. Thus any Election Result is devoid of the wish of this most useful group of Sri Lankans. Since 90% of these workers are in the Middle East, I wonder whether its not possible to introduce a scheme of postal voting for them. If this could be achieved the election results in Sri Lanka will reflect more the true will of the people.

With the help of the Sri Lanka Embassies I’m sure a simple voting system for this group could be formulated. Since they all have Sri Lankan pass ports rigging of the votes will be a clear impossibility if such a scheme is implemented.

Prof. G. L. Pieris please consider this. Over to you Elections Commissioner for your comments.

Concerned Citizen
Avissawella


Unpardonable

At the GCE O/L 1998, in the English Literature Question Paper under Fiction section, candidates have detected two utterly careless mistakes on the part of the all-powerful officials of the Examination Department.

In the question on "Oliver Twist" the criminal character Bill Sikes is given as Bill Sykes, their own fanciful and arbitrary spelling. As such I verified it with the original edition of the novel thinking that the ‘big shots’ must have wanted to do justice to the great novelist Charles Dickens. But in both editions Bill Sikes is found to be identical.

And in the question on Madol Doova the famous and popular character Podi Gamarala has been changed into Punchi Gamarala quite arbitrarily at their will and pleasure. So they also might argue in defence, after all, ‘Podi’ and ‘Punchi’ are the same. One student who took up the exam told me that he is happy that it has not been changed into Punchi Sinno, at least they have retained Gamarala.

Regarding the first mistake they would say that it is a printing error or some such technical jargon thinking that we lesser mortals are ever prepared to accept anything and everything they preach. But with regard to the second mistake, however high and mighty they think, they are, in reality they have no moral right to change names in a Hitlerite "I am the monarch of all I survey" fashion.

Actually is it not below their dignity to be so careless in the execution of their responsibilities? We feel mistakes of this nature emanate due to irresponsible and contemptuous attitude of the officials concerned, towards our helpless students who are resourceful enough and have the will-power to make an effort to study a prestigious subject like English Literature in spite of the hostile setbacks that they are confronted with. Instead of providing incentives and broad-basing opportunities to the study of English Literature we witness impediments like these careless mistakes in the question paper itself.

Above all, the Examination Department has a bounden duty to the younger generation in particular and to the country in general to be a precursor and set an example in our march towards an ideal. Though a retired teacher in the wilderness now, a crazy parallel comes to my idle mind. Examination Department can be compared to the ‘Kovila’ a consecrated place and if the ‘Kapuralas’ are desecrating its compound what can the innocent devotees do?

P. Lokugamage
Kottawa.


A little bit of...

It was that irrepressible political giant of an yester-era, the late Felix Dias Bandaranaike who proclaimed sans any inhibitions that a little bit of totalitarianism will have a salutary effect on a country besieged with problems. In a parallel of sorts, though under different circumstances, celebrated medical opinion advocates that a little bit of alcohol will help keep the human body in fighting trim, thus minimising the risks of heart attacks. The recommended 'does' according to the eminent medical fraternity, if I remember right, is 21 units of an alcoholic drink per week. An experimental survey by medical men is said to have revealed that a person who steps over this medically recommended ‘ dosage’ and the one who does not drink at all fall into the same slot whereas the person who takes his drink as medically prescribed will lead a healthy life.

It will be pleasantly exciting to your readers to view the above in the context of the religious teachings pertaining to the consumption of alcoholic drinks. I believe that all religions, Buddhism, Islam and Hinduism particularly, frown upon the consumption of alcohol, and the sermons delivered to the laymen advocate total abstention. The layman is now certainly placed in a state of bewilderment. Should he hearken to medical science or to what the religions advocate ? Where should one draw the line if at all, and any hopes of a compromise in this regard is thought to be remote and far flung. All the same, will a person who consumes just 03 units of alcohol a day any more person non grata to society than one who abstains from alcohol? Will the 03 units of alcohol in a man lure him to the commission of rape. Murder or any other indiscretions inimical to accepted canons of moral rectitude? But the question mark that looms large is to what extent a person could exercise self-discipline to say 'enough is enough’ at the 03 unit stage?

A bright young spark once asked me the question as to who commits the greater sin, one who consumes the flesh of a cow, goat, pig etc. or the one who relishingly serves himself a dishful of small sea-fish like sprats?? He argued rather convincingly that according to Buddhist and Hindu teachings killing in any form is a sin. Therefore killing, of a million sprats he insists is a greater sin than slaughtering a single cow. There are some others who have advanced their debating skills to their personal advantage to underscore that as long as a particular quadruped, fish or bird is not slaughtered particularly for one’s own consumption, it was not a sin to consume its flesh. As for me, I am enmeshed in this convoluted conundrum of uncertainty and wish somebody provides me the replies to the above posers.

Till then, I will remain convinced that a little bit of totalitarianism, a little bit of alcohol and also a little bit of sprats will not be a harmful proposition!

Bandula M. Abeyewardene
Battaramulla


A Bouquet for a doctor

Approaching old age brings with it many fears, and probably none as great as the fear of loss of sight. I was confronted by this fear when I went for what I thought would be just a routine check up some weeks ago and was told that I have a cataract which required immediate surgery.

I have often been told that with all this advanced technology eye operations are very simple matters now. But when I was told that I have to go through eye surgery, all of a sudden I began to feel nervous and perhaps even a little scared. But I was fortunate. The person in front of me who gave me this news was not just a doctor who I was meeting for the first time in my life; he also turned out to be one of the most remarkable human beings I have ever encountered - Dr. Saliya Pathirana, Consultant, Eye Hospital.

Dr. Pathirana must have seen and understood my feelings, even though I was trying to hide my growing fear. Perhaps he is used to seeing similar emotions in many of his patients. He began to talk to me, explaining my condition and the desired remedy to me simply and quietly. And as I listened to this doctor who is young enough to be my son, I felt my fears ebbing away. Slowly but surely confidence returned. I knew I could trust this man who combined intelligence and expertise with a kindness and consideration that we encounter rarely in this world of ours. He answered all my questions (and many unasked ones) with patience until I felt my nervousness leaving me completely.

I think some of it came back as I was waiting to be taken in for my operation - thus my high pressure level. But Dr. Pathirana once again helped me to cope with it with a smile and a kind word.

Now that I’m well on the way to recovery, I am glad that I got my Eye problem attended to promptly, not only because my sight has improved but also because it brought me into contact with an unforgettable human being - Dr. Saliya Pathirana. May the Noble Triple Gem Bless You Dr. Pathirana.

Ms. Indra Wimalaratne
Maharagama


Ban on Footboard Travel

The ban on footboard travel which the police have just begun to enforce will probably go the same way as the ban on tinted glass, the ban on bull- bars and the various other bans which have been imposed from time to time only to be quietly forgotten after a week or two at the most.

Footboard travel is against the law, and there is no doubt that it is dangerous, but it is a symptom not a disease. No one in his right mind will hang precariously on the footboard of a bus being driven at breakneck speed, swaying alarmingly from side to side, if he has any alternative. The reason for footboard travel is that there aren’t enough buses on the road. No amount of banning or fining or whatever is going to do any good because people have to get to work in the morning and get home in the evening and if there is no room inside the bus, they will travel on the footboard. The only thing this move will accomplish is to make an unpopular government even more unpopular on the eve of an important election.

K. D. C. Wijesinha
Dehiwala.


Posters at Elections

We are now in the midst of the above election and daily we hear of incidents of Violence. These include assault on rival activists and even burning of election offices of rivals. From the available reports one could expect an escalation of violence as we near election day.

Some of the incidents of violence are connected with the bringing down of flags, & posters put up by rival parties. In this connection it is interesting to refer to the election law relating to display of Handbills, Posters etc that is in force at the moment and which should cover the present provincial Council Election as well.

Section 74 of the Provincial Councils Elections Act No 2 of 1988 lays down the provisions relating to this matter.

According to this section during the period commencing from the first day of the nomination period at an election and ending on the day following the date of the election no person shall for the purpose of promoting such election display - in any public or private premises or across any public road any flag or banner, any hand bill, placard, poster, drawing, notice, photograph of a candidate, symbol or sign, or display any such thing on any vehicle except the vehicle that is used for the conveyance of a candidate at such election.

This Section also makes the violation of the above provisions or the attempt to violate these provisions an offence liable to a fine or imprisonment or both after summary trial before a magistrate.

Thus these provisions of the law make it abundantly clear that the display of posters, Placards, Flags, Photographs of candidates and their symbols in any form in any public or private place is illegal. These same provisions are found in the law relating to parliamentary Elections and Local Government Elections as well.

Although this is the law what do we see today and at every election? All parties without exception be they blue, green, red or pale pink, they all violate these provisions of the law. Nobody has yet dared to take action against any party to stop this illegality. On the contrary we have seen every government party in power including the present government party indulging in this illegality and taking advantage of all the power at its command to do better than its nivals at elections.

This law is therefore of no effect and our purpose in writing on this matter at this stage is to raise the issue as to whether there is any purpose in having those provisions in our election law. For if there is a legal provision it must be observed at least by those who are for the time being entrusted with the implemantation of such a law. If that is not done or cannot be done, the most honourable thing (that is if there is anything honourable at election time!) to be done is to remove these provisions from our election law.

While we are on this matter it may be noted that this provision of law entered our statute book after 1956 and first came into force in the 1960 elections. The reason for the introduction of this provision as well as the provision on transport of voters was to ensure that the elections were conducted on a basis that was fair to all parties in the fray and was not weighed in favour of the rich candidates or Candidates or Candidates of rich parties who could afford the money to have these posters, flags etc displayed. That of course was then. But today it appears that all the parties and candidates who contest elections are rich enough to afford what was then a luxury of a few. Or may be today only those who can afford all this could contest an election. In either case it seems best to get rid of this provision of law that no one wants to or cares to observe. Then perhaps elections would be more free than even now!.

Percy Wickremesekere


Are we barbarians?

A few days back, over the radio, I heard, under the programme "Tell What You Have to say for the whole country to hear", soon after the early morning Sinhala news item, a very interesting complaint. He said that while coming from Katunayake Inter-national airport, one sees on either side of the road carcasses of cattle being hung on hooks or chopping of meat in open cadjan or open make shift sheds. He also said carcasses of pigs being tied to bicycles and transported with blood pouring down. A very ghastly and nausiating sight. The first impression a foreign tourist gets is that we are barbarians and live in very unhygienic conditions as the meat is not covered and exposed to dust and other external matter.

The other depressing sight, if I may not hurt the feelings of other religious faiths are the statues all along the road from Katunayaka to Wattala, with bleeding hearts, arrows piercing the body of some saint melancholy looks on other statues.

Tourists certainly would wish to see something pleasant to confirm what they have heard of this Paradise Isle, as soon as they step out. If the first sight and the last when leaving the island, they will be carrying away horror memories.

Is this what this island called Dhamma Deepa, the hallowed preachings of Lord Buddha of Ahimsa is showing the foreigners. My advise is, the government may not step in as this a delicate matter, is to call upon those stall holders to display the sale of meat in a more humane and hygenic manner and the religious statues be confined to the premises of the place of worship. In the alternative the people should show their displeasure and perform a consumer protest.

Kamal Jayatileke
Primrose Gardens, Kandy.


Toilets in the City

I write in support of the letter published in your esteemed paper written by Dr. Hemantha Wickremasinghe of Ambepusse.

As mentioned by the good doctor, the city is gradually getting a better outlook - thanks to the environmentally friendly City Father. With regard to the main topic - the toilets. Yes, I write as a female who has had bitter experience and much embarrassment in my attempt to ease myself prior to embarking on a long journey in an Inter City Bus originating from the Central Bus Stand in Pettah in the early hours.

Inquiries revealed that there was one at the far end which was not visible to the naked eye due to bad lighting, and understandably I dreaded to take a chance in this particular area! Please City Father, command your Lieutenants to erect two separate "good" toilets for Men and Women in an area in the Central Bus Stand and levy a charge from the users. Appreciate if the Women's toilet is erected for easy access by the women.

Let its doors be opened from 4 a.m. onwards and of course maintained by hired janitors to get the best results.

Mrs. Priyanthi Perera
Nawinna


The year naught or zero

Congratulations at first! You have made known to your readers one of the greatest inventions mankind has ever experienced. The year naught-naught-naught-naught, the year 0000. In case no computer is around and can hear you, it is easier to call it the year naught, the Year 0.

Although it is a completely new and until now unknown product, I doubt, whether patents can be obtained, as the real event dates back almost two thousand years. Anyway, one can try in a country, where patents are easily granted.

The year naught or zero must have been an extremely happy one. No deaths are reported, no war broke out and apparently no other calamity has happened like floods, earthquakes, landslides and so on. It is true that also no war ended in the year 0000 and no birth was recorded, but as far as the latter is concerned, there was also no unwanted population growth.

All people were living one year longer and Augustus, governing the Roman Empire from 27 B.C. to 14 A.D. could reign one year more, i.e. through the year 0 between the years 1 B.C. and 1 A.D. Probably he has taken vacations during that newly invented year, which otherwise he could not afford. The history books, at least, do not report of any activities of the great emperor during the year naught.

That this new product was not found out earlier, is understandable. None of us has got any training in changing milleniums and thousand years ago the media were underdeveloped or under control of the church, which was not interested to extend the life of Jesus by one year, thus nothing is handed down to us about possible problems our ancestors could have encountered when they had to change milleniums or millenia.

We are lucky people as we do not have to wait another thousand years until such an old error is corrected.

Hans Koerper,
New Kandalanda Estate,Urapola.


A bouquet to Dr. Attygalle

I read with much interest the letter of S. D. Tammita of Matara about the late Sir Nicholas Attygalle. By some stroke of luck I happened to be one of the many babies brought into this world by the famous Dr. Attygalle. I recall the description given many years later by my mother who had been attended on by him during her confinement. In fact she was all praise when she described to people his attitude towards hard work, punctuality and devotedness to one’s duties during her brief stay in hospital. He would be stern and rough with doctors & nurses alike when the necessity arose and she recalled how clean the maternity ward had been during the time he attended to patients. She was sad indeed to hear of his passing away nearly 30 years ago. Although she herself left us a few years later, the remarks made by her regarding his attitude to work still remain fresh in my memory. It is a great pity that he had been forgotten all these years by those in power, and it is heartening to learn that a Rs. 2/50 postage stamp has been issued.

As a past student of the University of Ceylon during his early days as Vice-Chancellor, I earnestly hope that as a fitting tribute to this great man - the proposed Conference Hall at Peradeniya be named after him.

R. D. Perera
Maharagama


Married women to use their family names

In a the context of the present social fabric that prevails in society it may be of advantage to married women to identify themselves in the presentation of documents and in dealing with their day-today activities.

Taking a cue from Her Excellency the present incumbent President of Sri Lanka I suggest that all married women should use their family names too, in all transactions.

To give an example - Miss Kumudini Savithri Rodrigo marries Mr. Don Carnolis Samarasinghe. After marriage, Miss. Rodrigo could to her advantage write her name as "Mrs. Kumudini Savithri Rodrigo Samarasinghe".

Of course, if the marriage goes asunder, under the process of law she can drop the name of her husband and use her maiden name.

Earle R. de Zoysa,
Ratmalana.


Appreciations

Dr. L. E. J. Salgado

It is one year since Dr L. E. J. Salgado, Uncle Lucien to us passed away to his Maker. He died on the 13th of January 1998 shortly after celebrating his 89th birthday, Uncle Lucien was a man of remarkable character, a fact which remained obscured to many due to the humble and modest life style he led.

Uncle Lucien was a medical practitioner by profession. He belonged to the "old school" of doctors who believed that practicing medicine was a vocation not to be exploited for pure financial gain. A rare breed of professionals who have sadly disappeared from our midst. The general practice which he began in the early 1940’s became the leading medical practice in Panadura in due course. His patients were from all walks of life and at times overlapped three generations of the same family. A matter of great pride to him. He worked long hours and was one of the last of the doctors who undertook night calls to patients homes when the need arose. The sprit of service which he practiced, endeared him to many and his patients often looked to his wise counsel on many issues out side medicine. On his retirement after fortyfive years he magnanimously handed over his practice to his two young assistants.

The success of his career could have easily given him a life of luxury. However he chose to remain a simple man and enjoy the simple things of life. He led a disciplined life. A daily egg flip, followed with a two mile wall; on the beach which was continued for an unbroken period of over forty years kept him in excellent health. His birthday celebration particularly at the later stages of his life was a much looked forward to event where all his friends and loved ones gathered in large numbers to enjoy with him.

Uncle Lucien was a great family man. Family to him extended far beyond the confines of his own wife and children. It included his brothers, sisters, nephews, nieces, in-laws, domestic, dispensary staff, estate staff and many others. His generosity to his kith and kin particularly for the education of children, his church and his school knew no bounds. To him, the call of duty extended to providing a home to his two unmarried sisters’ in-law, looking after them through a difficult process of old age right up to their death. He in turn was blessed with a wife and four children who loved him dearly. Together with his wife Aunty Moni they formed one of life’s great partnerships, each one complementing and supporting the other so as to bring out the best in both. It was therefore not surprising that they were rewarded with a union, which extended well beyond their own golden wedding anniversary.

The greatest revelation of his character was the forbearance and fortitude in which he bore the terminal illness, which struck him several years ago. This possibly robbed him of a centenary on this earth. He battled with his illness to the best of his ability with hardly a complaint; always mindful of the strain it caused his family, particularly his wife. He was finally spared of further suffering when the end came quickly and peacefully on the morning of the 13th of January with his family around him.

There are many lessons to be learnt from the life of this simple man. In his life we see success tempered with humility, we see a spirit of giving with no expectation of a return, we see pain and suffering borne with dignity. A better example of true Christian living will be difficult to find today.

A Grand Nephew


Christopher Manohar Abeysundere

We were College mates over a span of well nigh 14 years and were the thickest of chums. Being kindred we were imbued with similar values and shared a similar outlook. Nonconformism was a specific trait which did not endear us to those pedagogues who thought that all children should only be good and obeying at all times. It remains a truism that the teachers suffered at our expense but then those were gentlemen (and a lady) who opted to understand our cantankerism!

If ‘Gabbo’ Pieris thought that he was an incarnation of Duke Ellington,, Mano thought in similar vein ala Elvis Presley! Those were the days of Vevil de Kauwe, Carl Cook and the Coconut Grove and the Cafe Society at Lion and Mayfair at which those of us mere underlinings, thought it fit to debate the Vietnnam War, the Profumo Affair, the ‘real plot’ that killed President Kennedy and similar important subjects. Mano was very much a vibrant contributor towards such ‘serious’ discussions which were well attended by people from Bamba and its environs (including ofcourse Royal, Thurstan and the Varsity with the Thomians being given outstation membership) such as the Sirimannes, Dhulambe and Lal (sired by Justice DQM but who thought themselves as legal luminaries!), the Mouthstrong brothers Herman, Norman and Gordon, Patchy Nadesan, Boxer Theivendran, ‘Massie’ Perera, Doug Senaratna, ‘Prof’ Abeywickrema, Maniam Ratnasinham, ‘Major G’ Mohamed and ‘Ledde’ Abdullah the GM at Mayfair who obliged us with credit facilities as and when we required (which was quite often!) and a host of others too numerous to mention.

Even though we were always in want, the word ‘syndicate’ helped us through to meet our needs of Light Tea and innocent cigarettes( in the words of Madame Marie Curie even though men of medicine such as SR de Silva, Mahen Wijesuriya et-al will opt to vehemently disagree!). The tables at Mayfair quite often got a pounding at the hands of Gabbo who thought such furniture as medieval drums whilst Mano’s rendition of ‘Its Now or Never’ was thought to be melodius only by himself!

Upon leaving College Mano took to a career in planting and soon came under the expert guidance of that Master Planter, Manilal Abeywardena. Mano tilled the soil, plucked the leaves, paid the labourers and overlooked the thottam of Pitaratmalie in the same fashion as did his ‘Master’. Very much in similar idiom, Mano also became a gracious host to those known as well as unknown. A reference to Mano and Pitaratmalie would not be complete without mentioning at least some of his ‘click’ in the Uva-Dhulambe Sirimanne, the late Senaka Gunawardena, Ranjith Perera, Kallar de Silva, Tryonne Howie, Pemba Premaratna, the late LGN de Silva, Policemen Nalin Perera, Senaka de Silva and Shelton with Doc ‘Bongo’ Rajendra providing an open invitation to dine, wine and enjoy his warm hospitality. Mano never failed us with his signature tune of ‘JOL BANNANA’ at these many and frequent get-togethers.

Mano’s professional expertise was recognised by the powers-that-were with career advancements at regular intervals until he was thrust into Regional Management at Avissawella by the JEDB. The supremo in the field became equally successful in office and held sway with the late Aelian de Silva, Ranjan Siriwardena, Ranjith Ellegala et. al. before Wendy and the nuptial knot allured him to cooler climes in Canada.

I last met Mano in 1992 and was eagerly expecting his return in mid year but it was not to be. A man who was only good and kind to others did not think it necessary to look after himself. It was only his ashes that I could see on the 1st of December but such remains nudged me into a journey down memory lane during which the sterling qualities of Christopher Manohar Abeysundere showed up unmistakably and through every step of the way.

Dearest Mano, you were too good to lose and that too so early but such are the realities of life. We will treasure your memory as a wonderful human being who traversed this sometimes topsy turvy world.

Our profound sympathies go out to Wendy and the two Children and Niranjan and Aunt Marion.

Nimal Dias Jayasinha


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